The Mean Greens Server Hosting

The Mean Greens servers are coming soon. Run Green vs. Tan battles for your own group on a server you size yourself, as soon as servers open.

  • 5v5 battles on 10 household maps
  • Pick your CPU, memory and storage
  • DDoS protection on every server
  • Switch between 446 games for free, anytime*
From, per month
$2.49
Player slots
Unlimited
Uptime
99.9%
Money-back
3 days

Powering

CustomChoose your own plan!
50%

 

1 GB

 

40 GB

 

Billing

Secure Backups Included

$2.49/mo

Billed monthly. Cancel any time.

  • CPU 50%Free
  • Memory 1 GB$2.49
  • NVMe SSD Storage 40 GBFree
  • Secure Backups 30 GBFree
3-day money-back guarantee
Part of the Gamebox

Switch your The Mean Greens - Plastic Warfare server to any of 445 other games, right from the panel, whenever you want!*

Included with

every plan

99.9%+ Uptime
Server Console
MySQL Database
(S)FTP Access
Secure Backups
Auto Restarts
DDoS Protected
NVMe Storage
US & UK Locations
Instant Setup

Why host your Mean Greens server with Physgun?

The Mean Greens servers are coming soon. This is what every Physgun server comes with.

NVMe storage · your CPU and memory

Resources you pick

Set the CPU, memory and NVMe storage your server gets, and change them later as your group grows.

99.9% uptime · DDoS protected

Always online, always protected

99.9% uptime with DDoS protection on every Physgun server.

Deploying server Installing your game Server online

Online in minutes

Once servers open, yours deploys itself the moment you order. No setup, no waiting.

Schedules3 active
Nightly Restart0 5 * * *in 2h 14m
Hourly Backup0 * * * *in 47s ran
Weekly Backup0 4 * * 1in 3d
Runs on the server's clockno one has to be online

Set it once

Restarts and Backups on a Schedule

Put restarts and backups on a timer and the panel runs them for you, whether or not anyone is playing.

  • Restarts, backups and custom tasks
  • Full cron control, or a simple preset
Backups New backup
Before a settings changeToday, 21:40 Restore Restoring Restored
Hourly backupToday, 21:00 Restore
Weekly backupMonday, 04:00 Restore
Secure backupsrestore any of them

Undo a bad change

Backups You Can Restore

Take a backup before you change anything, or set up a backup schedule, and roll the server back to it when something goes wrong.

  • On-demand and scheduled backups
  • Restore in a few clicks
Audit Log
Alex restarted the server2m
Sam edited a schedule14m
You restored a backup1h

Full Audit Trail

Every action on your server, logged with who did it and when.

Switch game
The Mean Greenscurrent
Another game
Backup offered first

Part of the Gamebox

Switch the server to another game your box can run. A switch reinstalls, so the panel offers a backup first.

YouOwner
AlexAdmininvited
SamModeratorinvited

Invite Subusers

Give friends their own login with limited access, so anyone in your squad can restart the server. No password sharing.

The panel your Mean Greens server will get.

The Mean Greens servers are coming soon. Every Physgun server gets scheduled restarts and backups, subusers for your squad, audit logs, a file manager with SSH and VS Code, and every other universal tool.

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True Console & SSH Access - Physgun Panel

True Console & SSH Access

Accurate, blazing-fast output piped directly from the container. Paired with complete SSH access inside the Panel!

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The Mean Greens Server Hosting, Explained

What is The Mean Greens?

New to The Mean Greens?

What is The Mean Greens?

The Mean Greens - Plastic Warfare is a third-person shooter played as toy army soldiers, Green against Tan. Matches are fast 5v5 objective battles on maps built from household objects: a bathtub, a kitchen counter, a freezer and a birthday cake. Jump, shoot and roll your way to victory with friends, with full controller support, voice chat and text chat.

10 Modes.

Capture the flag, hold the hill, light the candles on a cake or push the other team's cup off the counter.

10 Maps.

Each map is a different corner of the house, from Bathtub Bash to a freezer where you race to free a frozen dinosaur.

The Mean Greens Dedicated Servers

Why wait for a server?

The Mean Greens Dedicated Servers

A dedicated server runs the match without anyone hosting it from their own PC, and it shows up in the game's server browser for your group to join. Nobody has to leave a computer running for the others to play. As soon as servers open, you can order one here and size it yourself.

Coming Soon.

Servers open here as soon as Mean Greens servers can be hosted.

Sized by You.

Pick the CPU, memory and storage your server gets, and change them later.

Questions, answered

Straight answers before you order. Still stuck? Real people are here around the clock.

Physgun

As soon as servers open. Once they do, you can order one right here and size it yourself.

The Mean Greens is built for 5v5 battles, with up to 10 players on each map.

Yes. You can set up a backup schedule in the panel, and secure backup storage is included in every Physgun server!

Yes. Your server is part of the Gamebox, so you can switch it to another game your box has the resources for. A switch reinstalls the server, so the panel offers a backup first.

Yes. Every Physgun server is protected from DDoS attacks.

In Chicago in the US and London in the UK. You pick the location when you order.
Still stuck?

The Mean Greens servers are coming soon

Order yours here as soon as servers open, and run Green vs. Tan for your own group.